doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
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this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life
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Pottermore: The Chamber of Secrets
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#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
and here we witness how to insult someone’s family withouth them having a clue
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Ernest Hemingway once wrote, “The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.” I agree with the second part.
Se7en (1995)
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